milk

kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 793 points –
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Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?

Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...

Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.