How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat"

nobloat@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 158 points –

She gained some weight but she is not fat at all!

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Might be a tricky example. The answer to that according to a certain cadet is to cheat. Not sure gf would appreciate that.

I always liked Calhoun's solution. Obliterate the Maru. It's either a trap or it's not. If it is, you don't want to leave it there for someone else to fall for. If it's not, you don't want to leave it there to cause a diplomatic incident, and fiery plasma death is probably better than whatever the Klingons / Romulans would do to the crew.

Of course, I don't recommended launching a full spread of photon torpedoes at your gf.