Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.

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Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.

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You’re thinking of an Eldritch Waitress. What OP meant was a waitress that fuses metal objects together.

That's a wailder. OP was thinking of a waitress that works with locks.

That's a waitcracker. OP was thinking of a waitress who just walks into a house of bears, eats their food and falls asleep.