It's a feature, rule

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I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?

There's a spot inside ur butt that'll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you'll feel all sorts of ways.

Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.

While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things

There may also be a workaround, but it's more complicated.

Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?

Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness