Over 2,000 shell companies have directors aged 123 years or older, Moody's found. The oldest known human lived to 122

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Over 2,000 shell companies have directors aged 123 years or older, Moody's found. The oldest known human lived to 122
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Several vampires and highlanders just woke up with a lot of their cash missing.

One listed director — at 942 years old — would have been born in the 11th century.

You do not want to fuck with that elder vampire.

Just take him out for an all night party to get him drunk, and then accidentally open the door as the sun is rising.