This is the worst abomination I've seen since "Ohio-Valley" style pizza
That's funny to me, since I have spent decades in the Ohio Valley and have never heard of us having a style of pizza. Unless "barely edible" is a style.
edit: Oh, I remember this. Never seen it in the wild, though. After asking around, a friend tells me there's a place nearby that does sell pizza this way. (I'm still not trying it because I dont hate my tastebuds that much.)
This is the worst abomination I've seen since "Ohio-Valley" style pizza
That's funny to me, since I have spent decades in the Ohio Valley and have never heard of us having a style of pizza. Unless "barely edible" is a style.
edit: Oh, I remember this. Never seen it in the wild, though. After asking around, a friend tells me there's a place nearby that does sell pizza this way. (I'm still not trying it because I dont hate my tastebuds that much.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Valley%E2%80%93style_pizza
I'm an Ohio native and learned about it in a thread a few days ago. I mean, I thought our school pizza was bad
What's sweet tomato sauce? Do they mean ketchup?
This is everything I hate in a pizza. I hate sauce that is way too sweet and I hate cold pizza.
That doesn't sound nearly as bad as y'all made it seem like though. I went in fully expecting an abomination and all I got was a poorly cooked pizza.