It takes a village

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 552 points –
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That's absurd. How are you supposed to reattach the thumbs after a day? And have you tried pulling teeth from a child? It's like... well... pulling teeth.

The blinding stew meanwhile is a time tested parenting technique.

You don't reattach the thumbs, you add them to the stew with some nice lentils and carrots. Why waste good meat.

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