Is a porridge out of the question? Are soups a no-go? How about a simple Broth of Blinding for One Day? Does it really have to be a stew?
Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
raises hand I'm that kind of sociopath.
Broth is to weak.
I guess a soup might do.
Personally, I'd go with the blinding burrito.
CMV: Porridge is a kind of soup (and so are cereals)
I agree that porridge is a soup, since it's cooked all together. A bowl of cereal's constituent parts can also be eaten independently so I believe that makes it a salad.
But what about hot cereals?
Hot salad. Mmm
You don't have to make most of them hot. Overnight oats, grits, and quinoa are things.
I love that Alan Wagner's IRL shitposts are becoming so popular the past week lol
The only soup I can imagine capable of that involves mushrooms from the fey wilds.
Cylocybin won't make you blind, but you may see faries
Epic child blindness moment
Then watch her learn how to echolocate and then blind him permanently 🤦
Jesus Christ. Kids do stupid shit like that. They don't even say how old the kid is. You literally could just bitch at them and make them stop if they were old enough. Or put something harmless but bad tasting on a wig or something and have the kid chew on that, breaking the cycle.
Feed her a stew that makes her go blind for a day. Well since we're at it, you can also pull all her teeth out with pliers and cut her thumbs off so she can't grab anything. Certainly blinding a child for being a child isn't any kind of sick child abuse (: 0
That's absurd. How are you supposed to reattach the thumbs after a day? And have you tried pulling teeth from a child? It's like... well... pulling teeth.
The blinding stew meanwhile is a time tested parenting technique.
You don't reattach the thumbs, you add them to the stew with some nice lentils and carrots. Why waste good meat.
Ah yes, because permanent physical mutilation is exactly the same as 24-hour inconvenience.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
just reapply the thumbs when she starts to behave. Nobody said anything about making it permanenty. smh...
My pardnts resrtached mj tgunbs sll tge tjme. I tjdned okt jkst fime.
Sure, you tjdned okt jkst fime, but whtdboot awlw de otters.
24 hours of imposed blindness would be one HUGE hell of a lot more than a mere inconvenience. That's my whole point, maybe you should try it. Soon you are going to find out exactly what it's like.
I'm sure most of us here had 1 day blinding stew as kids when we were naughty and it never did us any harm.
So is this 1 day blinding stew an actual thing or is it from some book or movie of some kind? I mean in my family pantheon of books there are some ancient recipes for a blinding cast but nothing that is for kids or lasts for 1 day - the cost of blinding a kid would come with too hefty a price, as most real magic takes a toll on the caster.
No it's not an actual thing lol, it's funny because it's absurd
I just wonder because everyone's referencing it now. It's absurd all right.
It takes a pillage to raze a child.
I'm making custom cards for Cards Against Humanity and this is gold
The other side of the poll has a questionnaire about how to prepare a 1day blinding stew.
Where could someone obtain this mysterious knowledge?
Is a porridge out of the question? Are soups a no-go? How about a simple Broth of Blinding for One Day? Does it really have to be a stew?
Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?
raises hand I'm that kind of sociopath.
Broth is to weak.
I guess a soup might do.
Personally, I'd go with the blinding burrito.
CMV: Porridge is a kind of soup (and so are cereals)
I agree that porridge is a soup, since it's cooked all together. A bowl of cereal's constituent parts can also be eaten independently so I believe that makes it a salad.
But what about hot cereals?
Hot salad. Mmm
You don't have to make most of them hot. Overnight oats, grits, and quinoa are things.
Oatmeal needs to be hot, and quinoa is horrible.
Shut up!
They hated Jesus because he was telling the truth
I love that Alan Wagner's IRL shitposts are becoming so popular the past week lol
The only soup I can imagine capable of that involves mushrooms from the fey wilds.
Cylocybin won't make you blind, but you may see faries
Epic child blindness moment
Then watch her learn how to echolocate and then blind him permanently 🤦
Jesus Christ. Kids do stupid shit like that. They don't even say how old the kid is. You literally could just bitch at them and make them stop if they were old enough. Or put something harmless but bad tasting on a wig or something and have the kid chew on that, breaking the cycle.
Why do people have to be like this?
I can't tell if this comment is bait
This is the "I eat dirt" guy right? 🤣
Just being you is enough, I guess.
Feed her a stew that makes her go blind for a day. Well since we're at it, you can also pull all her teeth out with pliers and cut her thumbs off so she can't grab anything. Certainly blinding a child for being a child isn't any kind of sick child abuse (: 0
That's absurd. How are you supposed to reattach the thumbs after a day? And have you tried pulling teeth from a child? It's like... well... pulling teeth.
The blinding stew meanwhile is a time tested parenting technique.
You don't reattach the thumbs, you add them to the stew with some nice lentils and carrots. Why waste good meat.
1 Day Blinding Stew
Ah yes, because permanent physical mutilation is exactly the same as 24-hour inconvenience.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
just reapply the thumbs when she starts to behave. Nobody said anything about making it permanenty. smh...
My pardnts resrtached mj tgunbs sll tge tjme. I tjdned okt jkst fime.
Sure, you tjdned okt jkst fime, but whtdboot awlw de otters.
24 hours of imposed blindness would be one HUGE hell of a lot more than a mere inconvenience. That's my whole point, maybe you should try it. Soon you are going to find out exactly what it's like.
I'm sure most of us here had 1 day blinding stew as kids when we were naughty and it never did us any harm.
So is this 1 day blinding stew an actual thing or is it from some book or movie of some kind? I mean in my family pantheon of books there are some ancient recipes for a blinding cast but nothing that is for kids or lasts for 1 day - the cost of blinding a kid would come with too hefty a price, as most real magic takes a toll on the caster.
No it's not an actual thing lol, it's funny because it's absurd
I just wonder because everyone's referencing it now. It's absurd all right.