Fake news, fake penis...

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 833 points –
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Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.

I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today

Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys

Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!