Virtual Girlfriend

balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 320 points –

There's a lot of loneliness out there. It's kinda sad if you think about it.

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Condoms aren't 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don't.

How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.

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... Are you... Offering... To demonstrate?

If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they're 100%.