That's a low blow

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 538 points –
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Tussle their hair, smile and say "sure thing big guy. Want some chocolate milk?" And put your hands on your hips. It will make their day.

And some chicky nuggies?? 🥺 👉👈

Haha! Of course sport! Anything for my big guy. Say, while we're at it, how about we make a day of it? We can get some burgers and floats, skip some rocks at the lake, and maybe even get you that new Lightning Mcqueen booster seat you've been wanting!? This is going to be so much fun bud! We just have to make a quick stop at the town office to renew your SSI information for your...condition...

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