When you can't afford a Big Mac, just eat the rich
We need to resurrect Jonathan Swift so he can write another best-selling satire about this nonsense. Right after he goes ballistic over nobody else doing that job for at least half a century.
Well, this is the fault of providing that one-time Covid relief payment to people years ago. Duh.
For environmental reasons, we won't add the buns for take away orders, because everyone has already so much bread at home
Translation: shrinkflation incoming
Can't wait for the Mini Mac...
Translation: violenceflation incoming
When you can't afford a Big Mac, just eat the rich
We need to resurrect Jonathan Swift so he can write another best-selling satire about this nonsense. Right after he goes ballistic over nobody else doing that job for at least half a century.
Well, this is the fault of providing that one-time Covid relief payment to people years ago. Duh.
For environmental reasons, we won't add the buns for take away orders, because everyone has already so much bread at home