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I would rather check under the bed in case there are knives.

Yeah if there are no knives we ain't fuckin

If you go to someone's house and they don't have an elaborate and named knife collection that they're oddly cagey about, don't fuck them

Why would I be cagey about my odd, elaborate and named knife collection? I've had most of those knives longer than I've known my wife. They're great. Not very much blood at all.