bonus if she's real

robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 395 points –
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Now, I don't want to be too picky, but her being alive would be nice.

> Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!

*whispering*

> Yes, she's a little bit dug up corpse, but don't say that around her: she's kinda sensitive about it.

(Stolen from a random video/podcast)

I also get upset when people say i look like a corpse,

Just because i am one doesn't mean you have to constantly point it out!

I mean, alive, consenting age, not Intellectually disable, not in a coma.. also, we all know can"t be fat