Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 85 points –
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Spitting straight facts

Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.

If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.

She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.

So what you're saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? ^/s^