Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beveragesSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1133 points – 7 months ago121Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentYeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don't accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.Yeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
Yeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don't accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.Yeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
Yeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
Yeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don't accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.
Yeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph
12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.