Someone help me make a 'transition metals' joke here...

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The hard thing is finding an infant in a wheelchair to go with you

Just find a regular infant and break its legs πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

I'm still missing a wheelchair. And now I really need to go.

That’ll teach the little fucker for not handing over the candy.

Last time I checked, infants can't walk anyway

Psalm 137: 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Psalm 137: 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.