those damn vegans!Ansel@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 853 points – 4 months ago74Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsPlants make oxygen, animals make poop If the vegans win then we'll no oxygen to breathe, only poop This is the future vegans wantI'd agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy?I've been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.Imagine this, but with no contextI'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?
Plants make oxygen, animals make poop If the vegans win then we'll no oxygen to breathe, only poop This is the future vegans wantI'd agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy?I've been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.Imagine this, but with no contextI'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?
I'd agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy?I've been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.Imagine this, but with no contextI'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?
I've been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.Imagine this, but with no contextI'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
I'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
Plants make oxygen, animals make poop
If the vegans win then we'll no oxygen to breathe, only poop
This is the future vegans want
I'd agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy?
I've been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.
80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
Imagine this, but with no context
I'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?