I donated some spindles of burned media and programs to Salvation Army expecting they'd throw 'em out. They're selling 'em for $3.
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They told me I would need to renounce my homosexuality or else they wouldn't provide me with any services. Fuck the Salvation Army.
"I can't, Jesus is too sexy and I find myself wondering which hole would be the most fun. I'm thinking probably the left hand."
And then Jesus came.
Because of your dirty, dirrrrty sins!
"Come to Daddy"
How did they know you were gay?
The people who took care of me were genuinely of God. I suppose YMMV depending if you live in a sane country or not. We do live in the single most atheist country on the planet though, so I guess it's not globally representative...