This website that threatens anyone who right clicks

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Don't get scammed with audiophile rocks. I've done my research and found out that audiophile rock salt does the exact same thing and it is MUCH cheaper! Feel free to copy this and spread the word!

Are you sure it isn’t the kitty sticker?

..... Jesus fucking christ. My research is invalid. I'm going to have to start all over again. 🀬

Dang that sounds so good I can hear it in the image.

Right?? It's crunchy! That's what all audiophiles want. Crunchiness.

The science behind it is that it sounds crunchy because the rock salt draws out the moisture from the music. You will have to replace the salt on a regular basis though - depending on how much music you listen to.

Yeah that's true but still, I listen to a lot of really wet and moist music and even then. For the price of one good quality audiophile rock I can have a lifetime supply of rock salt for both audio and seasoning purposes.

You won't come after me if I right click? Legally, I mean.

Sound like entrapment tbh

No no, I'm not like that, I promise. I understand your skepticism. It saddens me that this is where we're at today but I understand.

You're doing it wrong. You need to match the type and size of the rock to your headphone impedance, this is common knowledge man

I would need a boulder yo. My headphones have an impedence of 170,000 ohms. This will have to do.

The sacrifices one must make for the best audio quality

Urgh god damn it. Yeah I just called my contractor, he's gonna come bust a hole in my ceiling on Tuesday morning. Salt boulder will be dropped in by Friday.

How much can I buy them from you for

Sorry I can't sell any at all. Not even a gram. I have exactly enough for myself, nothing to spare.

Smh worst entrepreneur ever

Urgh I know but what's the point in carrying more. I can't compete with Big Rock Salt. Ever since they legalized it I barely get any customers.