What is your favorite paradox or conundrum? I am partial to can god kill god?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 118 points – 6 months agoThe monotheistic all powerful one.285Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsCould god microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?All of the "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type questions just annoy me. Is infinite power so powerful it can do something that it can't do? Yes it can. And then it can do that anyway. Otherwise it wouldn't be infinite.Could god create an "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type question that you wouldn't find annoying?🤣🤣🤣Only if he broke into a radio station & doused that burrito with hot sauce from a battery powered toy gun! Also, I’m gonna need a football helmet full of cottage cheese & any naked pics of Bea Arthur you happen to have lying around.I think that's how he created our universe 5,000 years ago ....... he's just waiting for us to cool off so can eventually take a bite. If he bites too soon, we might end up on the floor though :(
Could god microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?All of the "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type questions just annoy me. Is infinite power so powerful it can do something that it can't do? Yes it can. And then it can do that anyway. Otherwise it wouldn't be infinite.Could god create an "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type question that you wouldn't find annoying?🤣🤣🤣Only if he broke into a radio station & doused that burrito with hot sauce from a battery powered toy gun! Also, I’m gonna need a football helmet full of cottage cheese & any naked pics of Bea Arthur you happen to have lying around.I think that's how he created our universe 5,000 years ago ....... he's just waiting for us to cool off so can eventually take a bite. If he bites too soon, we might end up on the floor though :(
All of the "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type questions just annoy me. Is infinite power so powerful it can do something that it can't do? Yes it can. And then it can do that anyway. Otherwise it wouldn't be infinite.Could god create an "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type question that you wouldn't find annoying?🤣🤣🤣
Could god create an "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type question that you wouldn't find annoying?🤣🤣🤣
Only if he broke into a radio station & doused that burrito with hot sauce from a battery powered toy gun! Also, I’m gonna need a football helmet full of cottage cheese & any naked pics of Bea Arthur you happen to have lying around.
I think that's how he created our universe 5,000 years ago ....... he's just waiting for us to cool off so can eventually take a bite. If he bites too soon, we might end up on the floor though :(
Could god microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?
All of the "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type questions just annoy me.
Is infinite power so powerful it can do something that it can't do?
Yes it can. And then it can do that anyway. Otherwise it wouldn't be infinite.
Could god create an "is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power" type question that you wouldn't find annoying?
🤣🤣🤣
Only if he broke into a radio station & doused that burrito with hot sauce from a battery powered toy gun!
Also, I’m gonna need a football helmet full of cottage cheese & any naked pics of Bea Arthur you happen to have lying around.
I think that's how he created our universe 5,000 years ago ....... he's just waiting for us to cool off so can eventually take a bite.
If he bites too soon, we might end up on the floor though :(