Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name.

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Amazon barely even does brand names now.

A baby name from Amazon would be like "BABY CHILD YOUTH LIL ADULT 6LB 7LB 8LB DOCTOR OLYMPICS ATHLETE FAMOUS TALL INDOOR OUTDOOR EASY TO CLEAN CUTE COLLECTIBLE FAMILY 3-PACK"

Sold by Nrnrnrg, a small "Ukrainian"* family owned company trusted for generations, established last week!

*designed in the Ukraine but assembled and shipped by our "trusted Chinese partners"**.

** partnership also first formed last week, sight unseen.

But also sold by OMNIX and some other company called XENKO. And they're using the same product picture. Weird, right?

The "6LB 7LB 8LB" bit broke me, congratulations with a hearthy laugh.