Would having a cat girl as a family pet mess my kids up?

Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – -16 points –

So one of my kids is highly allergic to cats, but really wants a pet cat. I thought a good solution would be to get a cat girl. My wife is not totally thrilled by the idea, but I'm sure I could convince her. What are your thoughts?

Edit: ok it seems like we've got a lot of haters in the comments. If any actual cat girls want to weigh in...

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Just in case this isn't a bit: OP, the structure in English should be "adjective noun." The opposite to most romantic languages where you say the noun then the description word. So a cat girl is a girl (assumed human) that can be described as a cat (has the traits of a cat). A girl cat is more reasonably a cat that is a girl, though you'd probably say "female cat" more often. For allergies you'd want to look into hypoallergenic cats like the hairless sphynx.

I don't think OP is under the delusion that female cats are more hypoallergenic, but you should probably google cat girl.

You should definitely google cat girl