A Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Day
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A GI doctor explains why 2024’s version of the Hot Girl Walk is so good for you.
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Walking is an underestimated form of exercise and farts are often hilarious.
But both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected.
Be careful out there fart walkers.
But without the first pioneers, how would we know the risks? I salute you, fart walking astronauts! You took the risks and paved the way so we don't have to fear. I mean, we're still going to check for skid marks but someone has to go there first.
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Fart-space-walking really sounds like a terrible idea. Unless they have some sort of charcoal filtered undies up there.
You gotta think like NASA: Store the farts and use them as propulsion!