You will certainly not regret

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Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.

no snacks no real food just two beers

Hear me out... What if I have half a sleeve and one beer? No regrets? Or maybe just one regret?

The regret is the missed second beer due to consuming saltines for no reason.

I think that may be how a regert is born. (Intentional.)

I haven't indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that

You certainly will not regret it

flour products cause me joint & muscle inflammation & pain, And yes I've tested this with delicious comforting saltine crackers and the pain is unfortunately real 😓 fruit has this effect on me too 😭