New language

treechicken@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 513 points –
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we should use only the best language for everything.

Codebase is now 30 languages

there aren't 30 best languages, that's not how "best" works. we use only the best language. for everything.

That's exactly how "best" works. Everyone thinks their language is the greatest and shits on everything else. If they all chose "the best" there would be 50 of them. Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.

Oh really? There’s one language that’s “best” in all contexts and for every single use case? Care to enlighten the rest of us oh wise one?

C

I love building websites in C!

Hey now, CSS is just C with some extra S’s. Just rip off those S’s and you’re styling in C.