ThrivingThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 597 points – 3 months ago47Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsBetter learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That's a halberd, not a spear.This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless. This is my knifey guard stick This is my gun My knifey guard stick is for stabbing My gun is for funWell askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into HalberdLet's just call it unidentified poleaxe. Still not a spear though.Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.Yes but is it the pro model? What's the TOS on something like this?
Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That's a halberd, not a spear.This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless. This is my knifey guard stick This is my gun My knifey guard stick is for stabbing My gun is for funWell askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into HalberdLet's just call it unidentified poleaxe. Still not a spear though.Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.Yes but is it the pro model? What's the TOS on something like this?
This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless. This is my knifey guard stick This is my gun My knifey guard stick is for stabbing My gun is for fun
Well askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into HalberdLet's just call it unidentified poleaxe. Still not a spear though.Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
Let's just call it unidentified poleaxe. Still not a spear though.Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That's a halberd, not a spear.
This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless.
This is my knifey guard stick
This is my gun
My knifey guard stick is for stabbing
My gun is for fun
Well askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into Halberd
Let's just call it unidentified poleaxe.
Still not a spear though.
Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ...
Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!?
Memer #1: what kind of spear is that?
Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!?
Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd.
Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge.
Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes!
Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood
Memer #1:
Memer #3:
Memer #4:
Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd
Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
Yes but is it the pro model? What's the TOS on something like this?