ThrivingThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 598 points – 6 months ago47Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldBetter learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That's a halberd, not a spear.This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless. This is my knifey guard stick This is my gun My knifey guard stick is for stabbing My gun is for funWell askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into HalberdLet's just call it unidentified poleaxe. Still not a spear though.Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.Yes but is it the pro model? What's the TOS on something like this?Drumroll.......Hey!Men only want one thing and itβs fucking disgusting.ACAB even castle guards <3ACGABA castle guard once stabbed my hound when he busted a serf for heresy next door.For the Emperor!Just wait until a player character comes along and cuts your head off for lulz. Then you won't be so happy with your choices.players are the worst(quicksaves)Lil murder hobos.Also fun fact, you'd be a firefighter.It does sound like a chill job.More like super boring until you get stabbed.You're supposed to do the stabbing. If you get stabbed then you weren't a good guard.Boredom and chillness are two sides of the same coin. It all depends on how you take it Leering at wenches But why?seems like you might not cut it as a castle guardFair enough. I would've made a terrible cop, too.There were a lot of good jobs back then. Did you know people used to pay you to pick up their shit? Now you got to pay them for it. Future sucks.I mean, you still pay people to do that?any old iron any old iron any any any old iron you look sweet talk about a treat you look dapper from yer napper to yer feet dressed in style brand new tile Wi yer fathers old green tie on but I wouldn't give yer tuppance for your old watch chain old iron old ironNah na na na na na. Nah na na na na na. How's your father? Alright."I used be an army officer till I took an arrow to the knee"Did you used to be an adventurer like me?Until you get an arrow in your back.Or the kneeRenaissance faires are awesome btwMore honest living to be a wench than a guard.You can still get a job as a security guard today.For the peace of the Kingdom!FOR THE KING!Here is an alternative Piped link(s): For the peace of the Kingdom! Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.Same.
Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That's a halberd, not a spear.This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless. This is my knifey guard stick This is my gun My knifey guard stick is for stabbing My gun is for funWell askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into HalberdLet's just call it unidentified poleaxe. Still not a spear though.Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.Yes but is it the pro model? What's the TOS on something like this?
This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless. This is my knifey guard stick This is my gun My knifey guard stick is for stabbing My gun is for fun
Well askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into HalberdLet's just call it unidentified poleaxe. Still not a spear though.Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
Let's just call it unidentified poleaxe. Still not a spear though.Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ... Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge. Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
ACAB even castle guards <3ACGABA castle guard once stabbed my hound when he busted a serf for heresy next door.For the Emperor!
ACGABA castle guard once stabbed my hound when he busted a serf for heresy next door.For the Emperor!
Just wait until a player character comes along and cuts your head off for lulz. Then you won't be so happy with your choices.players are the worst(quicksaves)Lil murder hobos.
It does sound like a chill job.More like super boring until you get stabbed.You're supposed to do the stabbing. If you get stabbed then you weren't a good guard.Boredom and chillness are two sides of the same coin. It all depends on how you take it
More like super boring until you get stabbed.You're supposed to do the stabbing. If you get stabbed then you weren't a good guard.Boredom and chillness are two sides of the same coin. It all depends on how you take it
Leering at wenches But why?seems like you might not cut it as a castle guardFair enough. I would've made a terrible cop, too.
There were a lot of good jobs back then. Did you know people used to pay you to pick up their shit? Now you got to pay them for it. Future sucks.I mean, you still pay people to do that?any old iron any old iron any any any old iron you look sweet talk about a treat you look dapper from yer napper to yer feet dressed in style brand new tile Wi yer fathers old green tie on but I wouldn't give yer tuppance for your old watch chain old iron old ironNah na na na na na. Nah na na na na na. How's your father? Alright.
any old iron any old iron any any any old iron you look sweet talk about a treat you look dapper from yer napper to yer feet dressed in style brand new tile Wi yer fathers old green tie on but I wouldn't give yer tuppance for your old watch chain old iron old ironNah na na na na na. Nah na na na na na. How's your father? Alright.
For the peace of the Kingdom!FOR THE KING!Here is an alternative Piped link(s): For the peace of the Kingdom! Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): For the peace of the Kingdom! Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That's a halberd, not a spear.
This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless.
This is my knifey guard stick
This is my gun
My knifey guard stick is for stabbing
My gun is for fun
Well askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into Halberd
Let's just call it unidentified poleaxe.
Still not a spear though.
Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ...
Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!?
Memer #1: what kind of spear is that?
Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!?
Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd.
Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge.
Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes!
Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood
Memer #1:
Memer #3:
Memer #4:
Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd
Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
Yes but is it the pro model? What's the TOS on something like this?
Drumroll.......
Hey!
Men only want one thing and itβs fucking disgusting.
ACAB even castle guards <3
ACGAB
A castle guard once stabbed my hound when he busted a serf for heresy next door.
For the Emperor!
Just wait until a player character comes along and cuts your head off for lulz. Then you won't be so happy with your choices.
players are the worst
(quicksaves)
Lil murder hobos.
Also fun fact, you'd be a firefighter.
It does sound like a chill job.
More like super boring until you get stabbed.
You're supposed to do the stabbing. If you get stabbed then you weren't a good guard.
Boredom and chillness are two sides of the same coin. It all depends on how you take it
But why?
seems like you might not cut it as a castle guard
Fair enough. I would've made a terrible cop, too.
There were a lot of good jobs back then. Did you know people used to pay you to pick up their shit? Now you got to pay them for it. Future sucks.
I mean, you still pay people to do that?
any old iron
any old iron
any any any old iron
you look sweet
talk about a treat
you look dapper from yer napper to yer feet
dressed in style
brand new tile
Wi yer fathers old green tie on
but I wouldn't give yer tuppance for your old watch chain
old iron
old iron
Nah na na na na na. Nah na na na na na. How's your father? Alright.
"I used be an army officer till I took an arrow to the knee"
Did you used to be an adventurer like me?
Until you get an arrow in your back.
Or the knee
Renaissance faires are awesome btw
More honest living to be a wench than a guard.
You can still get a job as a security guard today.
For the peace of the Kingdom!
FOR THE KING!
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
For the peace of the Kingdom!
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Same.