Well, the eclipse came and went, and the world didn't end. What did we do wrong?

Meuzzin@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 273 points –

How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...

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Check it out - we drill a huge hole through the moon, and put a giant magnifying glass in it. Then, next time there's an eclipse...

Makes me think, do we have eyes on the dark side of the moon right now? What's stopping aliens from just squatting there without us knowing?

It's not dark, we just can't see it from Earth. And yes, its fully mapped out.