RIP in pieces

no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 885 points –
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I'm sure there's a deadman's switch on all the Teslas, Neuralinks and SpaceX/Starlink so we'd all know for sure he was dead.

If we live that long.

Exactly like Mr House in Fallout NV. everyone will know

I'll have to try it, I love retro games.

Wtfym retro? Wasn't 2010 just a couple years ago‽

There's legal porn stars born in 2006.

That's one way to measure time, I guess. Could have gone with old enough to vote but ok 😄

BTW, did you know that, if he was alive today, Kurt Cobain would be closer to 60 than 50?

They all just stop, let out a digital shriek, as all the LED's turn blood red...

Prepare for the wreckoning...