It's just not fair!

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But people LOOK like they can kill. They are no fuzzy and cuddly…

Tigers are fuzzy and cuddly, and they look like they can kill, with self-sharpening claws and big canine teeth.

We look like funny apes, and what makes us dangerous are all strange magics like sticks that spit rocks, mists of death and our capacity to summon and play with fire. Then we build giant nests of concrete and lights and clockwork machines.

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yeah exactly, i look like i rape people as a hobby.

But i'm probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I just look homeless.

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