I had to read this so you do too ruleTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 225 points – 1 months agoI don't know if this is legit NSFW but it's most certainly cursed43Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentBc safety is important, please don't put actual eggs up your orifices, go with silicone ones insteadBut hubby can't eat the silicone onesGelatin eggs should be okay!well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?Don't use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can't get stuck in you
Bc safety is important, please don't put actual eggs up your orifices, go with silicone ones insteadBut hubby can't eat the silicone onesGelatin eggs should be okay!well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?Don't use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can't get stuck in you
well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?
Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?
what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?
Don't use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can't get stuck in you
Bc safety is important, please don't put actual eggs up your orifices, go with silicone ones instead
But hubby can't eat the silicone ones
Gelatin eggs should be okay!
well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?
Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)
what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?
Don't use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can't get stuck in you