What's a company secret you can share now that you no longer work there?

CaspianXI@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 1258 points –
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I was high the whole time, beginning to end.

I finally figured out that by showing up unshaven and half asleep on my first day, I set the bar nice and low, and kept expectations to a minimum. Just being punctual, reliable, and civil made me Employee of the Month material.

IMPORTANT NOTE: this advice is only intended for a job that you don’t take very seriously. It is most emphatically not recommended behavior for your dream career.

Pfffft my brother got a job on a farm in 1991 and loved it cos he could get stoned and drive about in his tractor all day. He's still there, and still stoned. Rambles a lot of insane nonsense mind you, that stuff really fucks you up long-term