MTG Says Trump Is a 'Convicted Felon' Just Like Jesusjeffw@lemmy.worldmod to News@lemmy.world – 337 points – 4 months agorollingstone.com114Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentJesus hated money lenders. Trump relies on them.money lenders money lauderersThat's the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.So you're saying it's sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine? They are the same!Not just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.Trump hates them too, when he has to return the money.
Jesus hated money lenders. Trump relies on them.money lenders money lauderersThat's the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.So you're saying it's sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine? They are the same!Not just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.Trump hates them too, when he has to return the money.
That's the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.So you're saying it's sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine? They are the same!Not just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.
So you're saying it's sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine? They are the same!
Jesus hated money lenders. Trump relies on them.
money lendersmoney lauderersThat's the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.
So you're saying it's sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine?
They are the same!
Not just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.
Trump hates them too, when he has to return the money.