MTG Says Trump Is a 'Convicted Felon' Just Like Jesus

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MTG Says Trump Is a 'Convicted Felon' Just Like Jesus
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jesus, also a billionaire, oh wait

Jesus hated money lenders. Trump relies on them.

That's the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.

So you're saying it's sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine?

They are the same!

Not just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.

Trump hates them too, when he has to return the money.

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If you can turn water into wine, you will be making a decent profit. Why do you think the Roman government wanted to get rid of him?

It's just history repeating.

That's the comedy skit we deserve... ancient Big Fish and Big Bread getting all hysterial because "some guy" was giving the stuff out for free.

Don't forget that his mommy invented spinning the news with her "immaculate conception" story. Having three "wise" men over checking if they were the father.

The disciples, many were fairly wealthy. Even the fishermen were successful enough to manage and maintain boats (and the labor to handle them). The idea that the disciples were poor is a bit errant.