Planetary travel guide

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 603 points –
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TBH I'd give earth a B or a C.

I feel like there must be a better planet out there somewhere.

The planet is great. It's the fucking occupants that are a problem.

Nah. It used to be an A, but some recent updates have kicked it down to a C. If you want a real A tier planet try Cromdomulom 12.

I mean it could be better, though. Could do with fewer natural disasters, or perhaps another continent in the Pacific so it isn't so empty. Or maybe burritos that grow on trees and a mild concentration of opium in the air. That's the Earth I'd want to live on.

Occupants come with the planet package.. so wouldn't that lower its rank?