President 360 No Scope...

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1171 points –
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The real question is, if you defend yourself with a gun is it considered self defence or just the assasination of the president?

Its like in that movie with convicted drug trafficker, Tim Allen, where if you kill Santa Clause you become Santa Claus. If you kill the president, even on accident, you become the president.

Instead of getting fat really fast, you get old.