Since America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?

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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for a system of government.

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It's for... a personal project.

Are we to believe that famous actress Margot Robbie doesn't have some sort of connection for bulk medieval weaponry?

I am shocked and dismayed.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there's a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

something something 'watery tart' something.

You know how to kill any party? Start quoting Monty Python.

You sound like a moistened bint to me. Care to decree some governmental officials while you're here?

The woman = Amy Coney Barrett

The pond = DC swamp

The sword = Official acts