Since America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?

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That wasn't really a thing in medieval times. I'm afraid an axe will have to do.

Trebuchet?

Of course! It's the superior siege engine.

Imagine using this for execution

Especially when you could hold a vote, letting the people decide the method. One option: yeet the person from the trebuchet. The second: yeet something at them from a trebuchet!

Bring outchyo dead vote!!

First used in ancient China around IV century BC.
We can get tripantium though, advanced evolution of it invented in XIII century France.

It's okay, we're getting rid of history lessons too!