A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophyasteriskeverything@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 166 points – 4 months ago30Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI tried faking an orgasm once. It didn't work. I'm a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection."Make the face, make the noise"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpgBless you, Matt BarryOh, he's not sneezing in that pictureSomething's sneezing. 😉1 more...
I tried faking an orgasm once. It didn't work. I'm a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection."Make the face, make the noise"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpgBless you, Matt BarryOh, he's not sneezing in that pictureSomething's sneezing. 😉1 more...
You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection."Make the face, make the noise"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpgBless you, Matt BarryOh, he's not sneezing in that pictureSomething's sneezing. 😉
"Make the face, make the noise"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpgBless you, Matt BarryOh, he's not sneezing in that pictureSomething's sneezing. 😉
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpgBless you, Matt BarryOh, he's not sneezing in that pictureSomething's sneezing. 😉
I tried faking an orgasm once. It didn't work. I'm a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.
You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.
Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.
"Make the face, make the noise"
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CByV6BBnT3I/hqdefault.jpg
Bless you, Matt Barry
Oh, he's not sneezing in that picture
Something's sneezing. 😉