Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward?

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 218 points –

I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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You touch your bare shit covered ass?

I bought a cheap $30 Chinese bidet that uses water pressure to blast the shit crust off without touching anything or even getting off the toilet seat, then I wipe dry with TP.

Your setup looks and sounds barbaric.

You touch your bare shit covered ass?

Yes, absolutely, and then I proceed to wash my hands because I'm not a Neanderthal

it might look and sound barbaric but it feels amazibg

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