“Immensely disappointing”: Nike killing app for $350 self-tying sneakers

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“Immensely disappointing”: Nike killing app for $350 self-tying sneakers
arstechnica.com

It is hard to imagine that there was not someone inside of Nike that lost their faith in humanity when the pitch for these things was originally taking off.

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We need self tightening AI nuts and bolts. We could sell them to Boeing or something idk.

Oh yeah. Let's hand aviation safety to the technology that thinks deathcap mushrooms are delicious and healthy.

I dont know what you're on about.

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