I got that rule in me

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You're the reason they put bitterant on Switch carts.

I would never have thought to put them in my mouth if they just tasted like any other game cartridge, but Nintendo gave them a special flavor and I needed to know.

If i had to describe it its like the overall aftertaste of red grapes combined with like bitter melon

Wait what? They have a flavor?

Yep, the taste is terrible. Gotta lick them anyway to make them yours.

This is not financial advice

Instructions unclear. Tongue stuck in bank vault door.

... How many have you tasted in order to get curious about the special flavor?

Goddammit, now there's two reasons.

Number of non-Switch games I've tasted: 0
Number of Nintendo Switch games I've tasted: 8

Foolish Nintendo, foolish

Girl, are you Rose Thorne of the same name from the DnDnD discord?

That would not be me. I just somehow went from common man's name to common women's name without realizing it until I kept running into other Rose Thorne's.