Gunshots reportedly fired at Donald Trump rally - as former president rushed off stagereturn2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world – 235 points – 2 months agonews.sky.comVideo clip: https://x.com/Acyn/status/1812249329203286464271Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsYou ever feel like you live in some sort of Murphy's Law parallel universe, where the worst possible outcome of every major event happens?Yes, that is exactly how if feels.How can I switch to the GOOD universe?Turn off the Large Hadron Collider. All this shit started back when they turned it on 😉But how does the LHC overlap with the Berenstain Bears and Fruit of the Loom cornucopia? ;)Well, which circle of hell are you currently on? We need to ascertain that before you can formally appeal. Checks notes on Earth simulation categoriesI mean, considering all the fucked up shit that happened before I was even born I'd estimate we were in the 10000000000th circle.That's my house everyday
You ever feel like you live in some sort of Murphy's Law parallel universe, where the worst possible outcome of every major event happens?Yes, that is exactly how if feels.How can I switch to the GOOD universe?Turn off the Large Hadron Collider. All this shit started back when they turned it on 😉But how does the LHC overlap with the Berenstain Bears and Fruit of the Loom cornucopia? ;)Well, which circle of hell are you currently on? We need to ascertain that before you can formally appeal. Checks notes on Earth simulation categoriesI mean, considering all the fucked up shit that happened before I was even born I'd estimate we were in the 10000000000th circle.That's my house everyday
How can I switch to the GOOD universe?Turn off the Large Hadron Collider. All this shit started back when they turned it on 😉But how does the LHC overlap with the Berenstain Bears and Fruit of the Loom cornucopia? ;)Well, which circle of hell are you currently on? We need to ascertain that before you can formally appeal. Checks notes on Earth simulation categoriesI mean, considering all the fucked up shit that happened before I was even born I'd estimate we were in the 10000000000th circle.
Turn off the Large Hadron Collider. All this shit started back when they turned it on 😉But how does the LHC overlap with the Berenstain Bears and Fruit of the Loom cornucopia? ;)
Well, which circle of hell are you currently on? We need to ascertain that before you can formally appeal. Checks notes on Earth simulation categoriesI mean, considering all the fucked up shit that happened before I was even born I'd estimate we were in the 10000000000th circle.
I mean, considering all the fucked up shit that happened before I was even born I'd estimate we were in the 10000000000th circle.
You ever feel like you live in some sort of Murphy's Law parallel universe, where the worst possible outcome of every major event happens?
Yes, that is exactly how if feels.
How can I switch to the GOOD universe?
Turn off the Large Hadron Collider. All this shit started back when they turned it on 😉
But how does the LHC overlap with the Berenstain Bears and Fruit of the Loom cornucopia? ;)
Well, which circle of hell are you currently on? We need to ascertain that before you can formally appeal.
Checks notes on Earth simulation categories
I mean, considering all the fucked up shit that happened before I was even born I'd estimate we were in the 10000000000th circle.
That's my house everyday