Never more nervousickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 741 points – 1 years ago35Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsSo true 😞... And then she comes back and says "yeah, we're out" and you're like "yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!".For me it's a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we're actually out of it. No in betweenExactly the same.Did you really say bitch though?I looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhhI said I said... biiiiiitchI did I said... shoulder check.... biiitchOf course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂. To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she's like 300 lbs, you don't want to mess with that 😂.You need this! https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__sHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/5LGEiIL1__s Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.Man, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives... And yeah, I needed that 😂.You said that? You said "bitch"?No, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.3 more...
So true 😞... And then she comes back and says "yeah, we're out" and you're like "yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!".For me it's a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we're actually out of it. No in betweenExactly the same.Did you really say bitch though?I looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhhI said I said... biiiiiitchI did I said... shoulder check.... biiitchOf course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂. To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she's like 300 lbs, you don't want to mess with that 😂.You need this! https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__sHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/5LGEiIL1__s Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.Man, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives... And yeah, I needed that 😂.You said that? You said "bitch"?No, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.3 more...
For me it's a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we're actually out of it. No in betweenExactly the same.
Did you really say bitch though?I looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhhI said I said... biiiiiitchI did I said... shoulder check.... biiitchOf course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂. To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she's like 300 lbs, you don't want to mess with that 😂.You need this! https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__sHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/5LGEiIL1__s Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.Man, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives... And yeah, I needed that 😂.
Of course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂. To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she's like 300 lbs, you don't want to mess with that 😂.You need this! https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__sHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/5LGEiIL1__s Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.Man, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives... And yeah, I needed that 😂.
You need this! https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__sHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/5LGEiIL1__s Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.Man, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives... And yeah, I needed that 😂.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/5LGEiIL1__s Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
So true 😞...
And then she comes back and says "yeah, we're out" and you're like "yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!".
For me it's a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we're actually out of it. No in between
Exactly the same.
Did you really say bitch though?
I looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhh
I said I said... biiiiiitch
I did I said... shoulder check.... biiitch
Of course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂.
To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she's like 300 lbs, you don't want to mess with that 😂.
You need this!
https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/5LGEiIL1__s
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Man, I miss hanging out with people who hate their wives...
And yeah, I needed that 😂.
You said that? You said "bitch"?
No, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.