Virginia is shrinking!

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Moved to this God forsaken state from Wisconsin 4 years ago and God do I regret it with every ounce of my being. Someone take me back to cheese land please

Well, just wait a while and Virginia will shrink again, and you will be in another state.

Hopefully it just recedes into the ocean never to be seen again

What brought you out there?

My girlfriends is from here originally and moved to WI in the 6th grade, we moved out here to reunite her with her entire family that lives here. We both regret it dearly

Why?

I won't go into detail but the state, people, and family are, let's just say, sub par compared to Wisconsin.

You say you're from Wisconsin, but thats the most British answer I've ever heard.

Lol I can see that. Let me persuade you. "Put 'er there bud, let's go out for a fuckin' rip on da lake and then cook up some brats on da grill afterwards, and by gosh don't forget to tell yer folks I says hi when you see dem at Sunday mass!"

You're missing at least one, but preferably multiple "Don'tChaKnow". I grew up watching Bobbys World. If that show taught me anything about Wisconsin, it's that the moms use "Don'tChaKnow" as often as Hulk Hogan uses "Brother"

Oh there's many I missed haha, Don'ChaKnow, Ope, plurals on everything even if it doesn't need a plural, You'se Guys, etc etc