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10+ years of this and never regretted it. Need to use a vape pen when in the office. Synthetic urine exists.

Synthetic urine exists.

Yeah, but it never tastes quite the same.

I cannot work while high. I've seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.

Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.

Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.

You might have a normally functioning brain, though. This is essentially a self-medicating starter pack for people with ADHD.