A traitor, a rapist and a convicted felon walk into the bar, and the bartender says, "Good Evening, Mr. Trump!"
What's funny about that is that trump doesn't drink. Which is odd, because he acts like he's pickled half the time.
From media reports he abstains from alcohol because his brother died of alcoholism. That hasn't stopped him from promoting Trump vodka.
I think him not drinking is the only reason we are exposed to him at all. If he was a drinker, he would be a raging alcoholic, unable to even stand up.
Him not drinking is unironically probably the only reason he's still alive despite his lifestyle and diet.
That reminds me of an old joke.
A traitor, a rapist and a convicted felon walk into the bar, and the bartender says, "Good Evening, Mr. Trump!"
What's funny about that is that trump doesn't drink. Which is odd, because he acts like he's pickled half the time.
From media reports he abstains from alcohol because his brother died of alcoholism. That hasn't stopped him from promoting Trump vodka.
I think him not drinking is the only reason we are exposed to him at all. If he was a drinker, he would be a raging alcoholic, unable to even stand up.
Him not drinking is unironically probably the only reason he's still alive despite his lifestyle and diet.