Calls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantsusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world – 1183 points – 2 weeks agonj.com167Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsThis increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.And yet I am also 95% certain that he's never eaten pussy.You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?There's a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.From Jimmy Kimmel: "Usha is Hindi for 'unsatisfied woman.'"Might have been RFK JR.Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?"But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour"To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he lovedEvery accusation ...
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.And yet I am also 95% certain that he's never eaten pussy.You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?There's a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.From Jimmy Kimmel: "Usha is Hindi for 'unsatisfied woman.'"Might have been RFK JR.Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?"But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour"To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he lovedEvery accusation ...
And yet I am also 95% certain that he's never eaten pussy.You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?There's a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.From Jimmy Kimmel: "Usha is Hindi for 'unsatisfied woman.'"
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
And yet I am also 95% certain that he's never eaten pussy.
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
There's a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
From Jimmy Kimmel: "Usha is Hindi for 'unsatisfied woman.'"
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?
"But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour"
To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
Every accusation ...