That explains it.

superkret@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1543 points –
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That "hit the wall" stuff is always hilariously transparent. It's a self-soothe. "She won't be worth it in a few years anyway so you're not missing out."

I'm 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I'm really looking forward to my crone era.

Your comment very much reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz Lemon starts dressing like an old crone and acting crazy on the subway to secure a place to sit.

I may need to watch this show.

Highly recommend it, Tina Fey is an icon. Just beware that you'll be quoting her character more often than you'll notice yourself.

So the moral of the story is that boobies are good even after they turn 27?

I have written this before, but I don't think it actually stops. I do not think it's even about looks really. Or at least I'm over 50 and still getting catcalled on my way to work. Fully expect to be 90 and have some kid yell "Lookin' spry, grandma!" at me from a moving car.

Have you started collecting toadstool and eye of newt? How is your mad cackle coming along? Are you behind on setting up your 401crone?

My mad cackle is glorious. The rest... can use some work.

The ones using the wall thing can't even tell how old a woman is anyways. I got told I'll hit the wall once I reach 26 and then I will have regrets. I was already well into my 30s at that time.